Big Pickle Martini
The Tale of the Big Pickle Martini How big does it have to be? Does size really matter? These questions have persisted since society began…
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It’s called Divorce . . .Dumbass
What the hell is going on? In the past three months five totally awesome and amazing women I know all over the age of…
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The Anti-Climactic Martini
The Tale of the Anti-Climactic Martini On this particular night I was perplexed by the irony of life and by my indecision in choosing the…
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Aging and the Old Turkey Neck
Omg. . . it’s happening to me. I have turned into a flapper and not in a good way. What the hell happened? All…
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The Comfort Zone Martini
The Tale of the Comfort Zone Martini As always, insight comes to me in the latest hour of the evening. This was a day and…
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The Frustration of “It’s Flat”
When people hear that I surf, they get this envious look in their eyes. They have this idea that I spend my days bikini…
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The Dazed and Infused Martini
The Tale of the Dazed & Infused Martini Have you ever heard something that was so unbelievable that you walked away completely stunned? I was…
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Gratitude – what is the freakin’ point?
Warning . . . there’s a lot of swearing in this post. My personal opinion on profanity is that it is often used to…
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The Delusional Martini
The Tale of the Delusional Martini As always, insight comes to me in the wee hours of the evening. On this particular evening, I was…
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Sober October – Round Two
Well, it’s that time again. The nights are getting shorter, the leaves are changing and there is crispness to the air. It’s also the…
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