Love Affairs – the long, short and in between
So when is the last time you had a totally wicked love affair? Not a relationship, yuck! Not a one night stand, fun! But…
Delinquent Martini
The Tale of the Delinquent Martini Have you ever wanted to go out and just play? How nice would it be to simply pick up…
The Solo Martini
The Tale of the Solo Martini Are you comfortable being completely on your own, and if so, for how long? Could you be alone for…
Big Pickle Martini
The Tale of the Big Pickle Martini How big does it have to be? Does size really matter? These questions have persisted since society began…
It’s called Divorce . . .Dumbass
What the hell is going on? In the past three months five totally awesome and amazing women I know all over the age of…
The Anti-Climactic Martini
The Tale of the Anti-Climactic Martini On this particular night I was perplexed by the irony of life and by my indecision in choosing the…
Aging and the Old Turkey Neck
Omg. . . it’s happening to me. I have turned into a flapper and not in a good way. What the hell happened? All…
The Comfort Zone Martini
The Tale of the Comfort Zone Martini As always, insight comes to me in the latest hour of the evening. This was a day and…
The Frustration of “It’s Flat”
When people hear that I surf, they get this envious look in their eyes. They have this idea that I spend my days bikini…
The Dazed and Infused Martini
The Tale of the Dazed & Infused Martini Have you ever heard something that was so unbelievable that you walked away completely stunned? I was…